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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rex eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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