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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rex eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮

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