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Pet death
My
grandmother
had their beloved pet
gerbil 🐹
Rex
eaten by
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a tiger 🐯
a turkey 🦃
a bull 🐮
a crocodile 🐊
a cow 🐮
a cheetah 😺
a hippo 🦛
a hyena 🐺
an elephant 🐘
a lynx 😺
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Dan
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