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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rex eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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