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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Roxy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺

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