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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Stella eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

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