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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Stella eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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