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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Gus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻

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