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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Gus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖

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