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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Champ eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁

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