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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Champ eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏

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