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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍

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