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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Thor eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛

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