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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Thor eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺

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