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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Loki eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊

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