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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Loki eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗

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