Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Squishy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.