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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊

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