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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮

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