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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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