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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗

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