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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍

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