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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮

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