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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊

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