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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮

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