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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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