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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Jenkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺

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