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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Bilbo eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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