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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Misty eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃

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