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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Simba eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

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