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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Maggie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮

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