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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Buddy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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