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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Luna eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗

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