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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Lola eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮

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