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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Lola eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍

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