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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊

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