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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Teddy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯

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