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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mrs Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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