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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mr Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮

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