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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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