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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Frodo eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻

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