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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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