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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮

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