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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗

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