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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮

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