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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺

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