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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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