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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Weasley eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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