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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁

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