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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍

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