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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Akira eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮

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