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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Trotsky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛

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