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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Hermoine eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮

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