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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Picard eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻

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