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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Spock eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁

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