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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Roxy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺

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