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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Roxy eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺

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