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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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