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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗

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