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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Izzy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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