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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Maya eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺

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