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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Maya eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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