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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Pepper eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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