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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Stella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮

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