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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Champ eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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