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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rocky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏

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