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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Sparky eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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