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Pet death

My grandmother had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Sparky eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮

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